17 Software Engineer Jokes 😂 To Tell Your Co-workers and Friends

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Know any software engineers, who love a good joke? You’re in the right place! Here’s a few software engineer jokes to tell your friends and co-workers.

1. What do you call a test, that’s submissive and passive?

A beta test.

2. A professor begins her lecture by announcing, there’ll be a lecture sometime on recursion. She instructs students to read about the topic in their textbook as homework. She continues lecture and eventually ends class. The next class she begins by saying, we’ll have a lecture sometime on recursion. The following week she starts by saying the same thing.

Student: When are we going to have a lecture on recursion? You never mentioned when?

Professor: Excellent, you caught my missing base case!

3. Why don’t programmers like scheduling events?

They’ve had enough programming.

4. Why are programmers always sitting down?

Too many stand-ups.

5. What’s a web developer’s favorite snack?

A cookie 🍪.

6. What do near-sighted people and CS freshman have in common?